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Consumer networking devices come in two varieties: Altar to a Dark God and Aromatherapy Machine.

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Als Antwort auf Mr. Encyclopedia

meanwhile professional gear (i.e. #networking) comes in 3 flavours:

1. "You won't notice me in your fancy office! Feel free to paint over me if you do so anyway..."

2. "This is PRO GEAR SPEC! Where are the Rack Nuts? Also gimme redundant power please..."

3. "I'm RUGGED af! Shove me into your filthy edge cabinet, hook me up to your janky power, old custom industrial equipment and don't worry about fans, cuz I got none... Muhahaha!"

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Als Antwort auf Mr. Encyclopedia

It's true. 😅
Saw both of these at the Office Depot.

I went with the Dark God one. I don't know what that says about me...

Als Antwort auf Jess👾

@JessTheUnstill or rather the same WiFi Chipset and/or decade-long unmaintained Firmware with more CVEs than clients it's DHCP server can handle and more #Shitcoin-#mining and #DDoS-#Botnet-#Malware targeting it than it has Ethernet ports in the rear...
Als Antwort auf Mr. Encyclopedia

I miss the "1960s intra-office intercom to the typing pool" aesthetic.
Faux wood panelling, large rocker switches, sizeable speaker grills.
Intended to occupy a not-small portion of a desk, alongside the large blotter.
It should also have an attached custom pen.
And smell like cigars and scotch.
That's an aesthetic. I miss that it isn't a choice anymore.
I also wouldn't choose it.
I just want it to be a choice.
Als Antwort auf RyeNCode 🇨🇦

@RyeNCode you can have "paintable WiFi AP covers" tho and maybe get some custom transfer foil for #woodgrain look?


meanwhile professional gear (i.e. #networking) comes in 3 flavours:

1. "You won't notice me in your fancy office! Feel free to paint over me if you do so anyway..."

2. "This is PRO GEAR SPEC! Where are the Rack Nuts? Also gimme redundant power please..."

3. "I'm RUGGED af! Shove me into your filthy edge cabinet, hook me up to your janky power, old custom industrial equipment and don't worry about fans, cuz I got none... Muhahaha!"


Als Antwort auf Mr. Encyclopedia

so, I can enable mesh networking across all four floors of my building with nothing more than those 1980s salt shakers and a modern draining board.

I'm confused about only one thing: what do I do with my tomato-shaped tomato sauce dispenser?